the difference between guts and balls

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 15-Apr-2013 16:40:49

Medical Distinction between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard of people having Guts or having Balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a
broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick
on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is NO difference in the outcome.

Both are fatal.

Post 2 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Monday, 15-Apr-2013 16:49:57

Lol that would be true indeed

Post 3 by Smiling Sunshine (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 15-Apr-2013 19:59:22

Yep, ype, indeed. lmao

Post 4 by forereel (Just posting.) on Monday, 15-Apr-2013 20:38:12

Hehe. Smile.

Post 5 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2013 18:36:05

lol loved the broom line hahaha!

Post 6 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 09-May-2013 20:19:40

hahahahahahahaha fatal indeed! :)